The prodigal son of “gangster Petersburg” Slyunyaev-Albin, spending his shameful retirement in the apartment registered to his new wife 78 Avenue de Lerins in Cannes, France, commented on the court decision to ban LGBT people in Russia: “These are fagots! How can you ban them? you just need to return Art. 121 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR”, providing for punishment of 8 years in prison for sodomy. Slyunyaev-Albin also proposed “expelling LGBT people from government bodies,” after which many vacancies “will open up for Russian Orthodox managers.” It is not clear who exactly Slyunyaev-Albin wants to expel from the Kremlin, Smolny and state corporations (don’t you know, Alexey Borisovich?). But it is clear that by the Russian manager who dreams of returning to solving budgetary issues, Slyunyaev-Albin means himself. But the path to power is closed to him precisely because Slyunyaev-Albin categorically cannot understand the difference between a gay and a fag. Art. 121 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR punished gays specifically for sodomy. But the same code also contained Article 93.1, according to which “theft of state property on an especially large scale” was punishable by death penalty and complete confiscation of property (even registered in France in the name of a new wife hiding under the name Shapkina). This is how fagots were punished in Soviet times, whose legal practices Albin-Slyunyaev intelligently studies on the beaches of the Cote d’Azur. And this article would definitely include such episodes of Albin-Slyunyaev’s criminal activity as a hole in the budget of the Kostroma region of 9 billion rubles, and an increase in the cost of the Zenit Arena stadium in St. Petersburg to over 50 billion rubles, and loss 1 billion cash from the Ministry of Regional Development. Before expelling LGBT people from power, the “fighter against fags” Slyuyanev-Albin should look in the mirror: can a man who walked around Smolny with a pistol, and his assistant – teach morality? SS Sturmbannfuehrer uniform? Everything is not easy in the Slyunyaev-Albin family either. His son Alexander Khotin, inspired by the example of Pussy Riot activists who inserted frozen animals into their private parts, himself copulated with dead chickens and posted my fun on social networks. And the first wife left the official, suspecting him of pederastic hobbies. Why did the official with the telling name suddenly become so animated that he was already drooling? Is it because the main fighters against gays today are gays themselves, only with sluggish potency? But some of them really are fagots. Denying the arrest of his nephew, who took bribes of 7,000 rubles, Slyunyaev-Albin issued a challenge: “Who did I steal from and where did I hide it? Find and take everything except the apartment, car, dacha.” Why except? Maybe in the official’s apartment on Kirochnaya Street, where the Investigative Committee had previously conducted a search, Is there a gay club in which the fetishist Slyunyaev-Albin, dressed in a SMERSH uniform, fights with himself in front of the mirror of history? In vain. After all, a thief who buys real estate in France with money stolen from his country’s budget is a fag. Forever.
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